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Online Giving

Support the Missionsimple, secure, and centered on service

Your generosity helps care for families, sustain weekly ministry, and invest in spaces where our community can gather, pray, and grow.

Community Center Renovation Fund
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of $1,009,139 summer giving goal

Every gift helps create more room for worship, counseling, and children's ministry.

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Ways to Give

Choose a Fund

Give toward the area of ministry you want to strengthen, or enter a custom amount below.

$25
General Offering
Supports weekly ministry, hospitality, and care for day-to-day church needs.
$75
Community Outreach
Helps provide meals, counseling support, and neighborhood care initiatives.
$150
Youth & Family
Invests in student gatherings, children's ministry, and family discipleship resources.
$300
Building Fund
Moves forward facility updates that create more room for worship, prayer, and service.
Prefer a custom amount?
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Stories of Impact

Why People Give

Generosity is one of the ways our church family makes ministry tangible throughout the week.

Giving online has made it easy for our family to stay consistent and support the ministries that have served us so well.

Angela M.Member since 2018

We have seen firsthand how generosity funds practical care, from pantry boxes to prayer support during difficult seasons.

David and Rebekah T.Serve on the outreach team

The giving page feels simple and clear, and I appreciate knowing exactly which area of ministry my gift is helping strengthen.

Marcus L.First-time giver
Join Us

Service Times

We would love to welcome you in person during any of our weekly gatherings.

Sunday Worship9:00 AM and 11:00 AM
Wednesday Prayer7:00 PM
Friday Young Adults6:30 PM
Saturday Community Pantry10:00 AM to 1:00 PM
Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion.
2 Corinthians 9:7